Target

I love target jokes. Look into my eye (the bullseye) and get sucked in here for 3 hours. We only need milk, walk out with curtains. Whoever said money can't buy happiness has clearly never been to target. I went to target but couldn't find anything I liked, said no one ever.
Well those are just a few of my favorites. But you know what I love more than target jokes? ...
Target...and les misérables. But les misérables will probably get 5 posts later on. This post is for you, target.
Well, mutual(the church youth group) ended early, and as previously stated i still have spring break, my brother was at work (at Disneyland), and my father was in Sacramento trying to pass a bill and wouldn't be home until the next afternoon. My mother was at mutual this night, so her, my sister, and I are on our way home when we passed target and I suggested we go to target. We then turned around and headed to target. Mind you, no one was waiting for us at home, so what else where we to do? I had a list of clothes I wanted for spring/summer; my closet had very dark,wintery tones and I soon wouldn't be able to hide behind a school uniform. Amongst the list I had a maxi skirt and a denim vest. There were others on the list but I figured it wasn't a good idea to shop late at night with allergies acting up (it might lead to making wrong decisions when you're drowsy). So I'm in target looking for a maxi skirt and denim vest when, before you know it, that is an adorable dress! Oh. My. Goodness. Look at those pants. A seersucker blazer(swoon). So much for my list. But I tried to stay on task and my mother got even more sidetracked than me. But there were yellow shorts with a bird print on them, how was I supposed to resist those? So before I knew it I was trying on shorts, a shirt, and a dress (mind you I was trying to not get side tracked) but luckily for my list the dress was a hi-lo (I had never tried on a hi-lo dress before and I didn't like the feeling that it was lower in the back, I don't know, something about it just seemed off), the shorts were too big, and the shirt wasn't the style I was looking for. My sister on the other hand got an adorable polka dot navy pencil skirt. So then we decide to check if there's any clearance Easter candy. Of course there was. 70% off. Three trays off peeps for 59 cents and mini Cadbury eggs were 95 cents a package. We got three packages of Cadbury eggs, jellybeans, Easter snickers, and peeps. And I thought I was finally getting the sugar out of my system. And then on our way out of the store we passes by the bicycle aisle. I am madly in love with all of those bicycles. There's the blue one, or the red one, or the yellow one or the other blue one, or the one with the wooden accents and palm leaves painted on it (that last one's my favorite) and you think you're out of the woods, or out of the store, when you get to the bikes and you stand there gaping for ten minutes. And the you just have to force yourself to walk away and then you see the pillows that match the lampshade but you just have to break away from the trap and get to the checkout stand where the only thing that can stop you is the thought that maybe if you got an extra extra large you just might fit into the little girl's dress, then you dismiss the thought and the only thing to tempt you is les misérables on DVD, which you already have, you got it the day it came out, and the gum, which really isn't that exciting. But then there's the last trap... You see the store is opened until 11 and the store started to get really empty around 8:30, so you make a vow to go to target from 9:30-11 everyday next summer.

Welcome to the target zone.